my life as told by 'Bridesmaids'

because it's one of my favorite movies and because why not? you're welcome :)

when I get support from my besties:

when people talk about "big boob problems":

being a home owner & still wanting stuff:

 when people introduce me to friends who "remind them of me":

when people reveal their imperfections :)

 the after effects of dating only jerks:

listening to my coworkers complain about how fat they are after eating

any kind of food, ever.

hoping your future husband fits in with the weirdos you love the most:

thanks stomach:

client's names at work:

so proud of my family & friends:

 every. single. social. setting:

 and no tolerance for people's complaints:

EVERYDAY ALL DAY: